Marcia's breakfast at the Rustic Kitchen was great fun.  It was to celebrate her many years of singing alto at Old South Church.  I told the joke about the alto (stolen from the viola joke), who came home and found her home burned flat to the ground.  Her neighbor comes over and says, "You know, it was the strangest thing.  Your conductor came by, knocked on your door, and when he found you wern't at home, went to his limo, pulled out a gas can, threw it thru your plate glass window, and then followed that with a lit match."  The alto stands there for a moment, and then says, "Do you mean to tell me, the Maestro came by MY house?"  Steve Young and Marcia roared with laughter, the rest of the table was more tempered in their response.